About us

The Vandelay Digital crew.

A senior New York team building polished, over-serious SaaS experiences—Meeting Mirage and 404-as-a-Service—with the operational rigor of a real company and the humor of a Seinfeld re-run.

Founded

2016

Remote-first, HQ’d in NYC

Products shipped

2

Meeting Mirage, 404-as-a-Service

Fake meetings created

4.7M

Across 1,200 teams

Availability

99.9%

SLAs as serious as our satire

Principles

We run like a real company, on purpose.

Craft matters

Design systems, accessibility, and performance are baseline expectations—even when the concept is absurd.

Trust the process

Weekly demos, documented playbooks, and security reviews keep us accountable to customers and compliance.

Data in the loop

We instrument everything: deflection rates, rage-clicks, uptime, and onboarding speed.

People first

We build tools to give people back time. Satire is the wrapper; usefulness is the deliverable.

Leadership

Characters, not caricatures.

CEO

George Costanza

Leads by doing the opposite. Optimizes unavailability, operationalizes plausible deniability, and runs the “Do the Opposite” incident-response playbook.

Chief Observability Officer

Jerry Seinfeld

Sets the tone: confident delivery, deadpan roadmap. Keeps the punchlines on-brand, the latency low, and the dashboards spotless.

Chief Product Officer

Elaine Benes

Owns product direction and user research. Responsible for the “yada yada” compression algorithm and all urban sombrero launches.

Chief Distraction Officer

Cosmo Kramer

Idea fountain and chaos pilot. Built the first Auto-Busy Mode prototype between entrances. Also manages building access… poorly.

Director of Delivery Intercepts

Newman

Ensures nothing unwanted gets through—calendar invites, packages, or well-meaning coworkers. Owns escalation routing and deflection analytics.

VP Compliance

The Soup Nazi

Keeps governance tight and documentation stricter. No compliance gaps for you. Adds spice to every SOC 2 audit.

Work with us

Ready to register and run the playbook?

Spin up an account, then breeze through onboarding—no meetings, lots of meetings on your calendar.